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The Death Clock.

This is not for the faint of heart, but if you think you can stand finding out YOUR estimated death date, use the Death Clock.

This may make you cry.

Edwards' syndrome is caused by an extra copy of chromosome 18. For this reason, it is also called trisomy 18 syndrome.

Mental hospital phone menu.

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Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week.

You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.

Well, my job is done .....Your turn!

The worst condom commercial, ever.

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Want to know what it feels like to get a heart attack?

Surgeons remove gallbladder through vagina

French surgeons took out a woman's gallbladder through an incision in her vagina. They said this "was a glimpse of the future of surgery."

A team of surgeons in New York also recently performed a similar operation.

The 30-year-old french patient recovered quickly with mimimal pain.

The objective of natural orifice transluminal endoscopic surgery (NOTES) is to avoid the trauma of cutting through the heavily muscled abdominal wall.

The surgeons utilized tiny instruments and a video camera to remove her gallbladder, a 4-inch-long (10 cm) sac that provides bile for digesting fat.

The benefit of this surgery is less trauma, and no scar tissue; the downside is that it takes much longer than regular surgery and is more difficult to conduct, which increases the risk of surgical mistakes.

But it is clearly the future.

Drug imports way down.

Canadian drug reimportation to the U.S. is way down, reports the Philadelphia Inquirer.

Two reasons:

1. The U.S. dollar’s decline; now worth less than one Canadian dollar for the first time in fifty years.

2. The medicare prescription-drug benefit.

Sales by Canadian Internet pharmacies fell to CA$221 million last year, from CA$420 million Canadian in 2005, according to IMS Health.

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Health: What do McDonalds' fries look like after 2 months?

Warning, strong images!